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搞笑段子;在公厕里,忽听厕间有人说话:朋友,有手纸吗?

2020-02-15 01:46:29  来源:中国新闻网 

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搞笑段子;在公厕里,忽听厕间有人说话:朋友,有手纸吗?(图1)

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搞笑段子;在公厕里,忽听厕间有人说话:朋友,有手纸吗?(图2)

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搞笑段子;在公厕里,忽听厕间有人说话:朋友,有手纸吗?(图3)

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